........................one of my favorite South Park episodes
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........................one of my favorite South Park episodes
as always the answer to Life, the Universe, and everything, is 42
Cool Drug References from Alice and Wonderland.....pretty funny actually......and they wonder where kids get these ideas. Opium and mushrooms????
Chapter 5, advice from a caterpillar
The Caterpillar and Alice looked at each other for some time in silence: at
last the Caterpillar took the hookah out of its mouth, and addressed her in a
languid, sleepy voice. `Who are YOU?' said the Caterpillar. This was not an
encouraging opening for a conversation. Alice replied, rather shyly, `I--I
hardly know, sir, just at present-- at least I know who I WAS when I got up this
morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then.' `What
do you mean by that?' said the Caterpillar sternly. `Explain yourself!' `I can't
explain MYSELF, I'm afraid, sir' said Alice, `because I'm not myself, you see.'
`I don't see,' said the Caterpillar. `I'm afraid I can't put it more clearly,'
Alice replied very politely, `for I can't understand it myself to begin with;
and being so many different sizes in a day is very confusing.' `It isn't,' said
the Caterpillar. `Well, perhaps you haven't found it so yet,' said Alice; `but
when you have to turn into a chrysalis--you will some day, you know--and then
after that into a butterfly, I should think you'll feel it a little queer, won't
you?' `Not a bit,' said the Caterpillar. `Well, perhaps your feelings may be
different,' said Alice; `all I know is, it would feel very queer to ME.' `You!'
said the Caterpillar contemptuously. `Who are YOU?' Which brought them back
again to the beginning of the conversation.
Then it got down off the mushroom, and crawled away in the grass, merely
remarking as it went, `One side will make you grow taller, and the other side
will make you grow shorter.'
`One side of WHAT? The other side of WHAT?' thought Alice to
herself. `Of the mushroom,' said the Caterpillar, just as if she had asked it
aloud; and in another moment it was out of sight.
Alice remained looking thoughtfully at the mushroom for a minute, trying to make
out which were the two sides of it; and as it was perfectly round, she found
this a very difficult question. However, at last she stretched her arms round it
as far as they would go, and broke off a bit of the edge with each hand.
`And now which is which?' she said to herself, and nibbled a little of the
right-hand bit to try the effect: the next moment she felt a violent blow
underneath her chin: it had struck her foot!
She was a good deal frightened by this very sudden change, but she felt that
there was no time to be lost, as she was shrinking rapidly; so she set to work
at once to eat some of the other bit. Her chin was pressed so closely against
her foot, that there was hardly room to open her mouth; but she did it at last,
and managed to swallow a morsel of the lefthand bit.
`Come, my head's free at last!' said Alice in a tone of delight, which changed
into alarm in another moment, when she found that her shoulders were nowhere to
be found: all she could see, when she looked down, was an immense length of
neck, which seemed to rise like a stalk out of a sea of green leaves that lay
far below her.
`What CAN all that green stuff be?' said Alice. `And where HAVE my shoulders got
to? And oh, my poor hands, how is it I can't see you?' She was moving them about
as she spoke, but no result seemed to follow, except a little shaking among the
distant green leaves.